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(Proper blog post coming soon... in the meantime...)

Things I am wary of:
Big dogs.
All bugs, especially spiders, bees and cockroaches.
The dark.
Emails telling me I'm entitled to a bazillion dollars.
Hospitals.

Things that gross me the eff out:
Blood. Any blood. Especially my own blood.
Raw meat.
Any mention of personal injury, cut or bruise. Makes my blood run cold.
Feet. Unless they're attached to a client I'm about to do a pedicure on, in which case 99.9% of them are looked-after feet. Otherwise, EW, keep those skanky feet away.
People, particularly women, who don't dress appropriately for their size. I mean, come on, I'm well and truly plus-sized, and you don't see me wearing short shorts and singlets clinging to every fat cell.

Things that make me straight up swoon:
Slipping into a freshly made bed with freshly shaved legs.
Having new nails.
Puppy kisses.
Random flower-giving (speaking of, it's been awhile...)
Almost anything that's purple.

Things that make me gasp:
Most nail products, nail polishes, rhinestones, so on and so forth.
Really, REALLY good chocolate. Or good cheese.
Lilly, usually when she jumps on me and lands in an awkward spot.
Matt, when he drops the C-word.
A super-duper hot shower.

Things that I don't feel are worth the price charged:
Underwear.
Petrol.
Pre-mixed alcoholic drinks. Am lazy.
Craft supplies.
Stationery.

Things I am looking forward to:
Getting my health back.
Spending Christmas with my family after this shitty year.
Doing more studying... maybe.
Travelling... one day.
Being my own boss.